Allrighty

For some reason, this long weekend has totally sapped me of any writing ability. My mind, people, is a complete blank. And no, smart ass, that isn't it's usual state.

Anyhoo, courtesy of Threadless T-shirts, which I just found, here are some of the most awesome T-shirt graphics I've ever seen. And the titles make them even more awesome, if that's possible.

Defend the Kingdom


Eclipse



In Case of a Zombie Attack


Nothing Rhymes with Orange


Haikus are Easy


Loch Ness Impostor


Homework Evidence


In Case of Fire


Robot Dance Contest


And, if Mr. P doesn't shape up soon, he's going to find himself wearing this:

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