I have been getting so many spam messages regarding, ahem, the enlargement of a certain part of the male anatomy that I'm starting to feel inadequate myself. Uh, except, I don't have the thing they are attempting to embiggen. And never have, let's just get that straight right now.
But I keep seeing, "She will feel more pleasure" and "There will be no stopping you after this" so many times that I have sort of involuntarily started to look down and wonder if I might be in need of some assistance.
That's how many of them I am recieving a day.
If I was a man, would the constant bombardment of these messages get to me after a while? If all I got were boob enhancement ads, would the exposure to hundreds of the same "You're inadequate" messages make me feel badly about myself, even if for a minute?
Well actually no. I'm pretty stacked, so they're definitely targeting the wrong market if they were to send those to me.
But I wish they would realize that they are sending p@nis enlargement ads to a chick. And maybe, just maybe, stop sending them? Is it wrong to want ads that are at least directed to the correct segment of the population?
To be sure, a couple of them are a tiny bit smarter (which is kind of like saying a fly is smarter than a gnat) and have messages that are supposed to appeal to females. "More inches for your pleasure" can perhaps make a woman pause for just a second. Although, we all know that size doesn't matter. Right? But hey, maybe, just maybe, the grass that gets to grow a little longer on the other side of the fence is a tad more exciting, you know?
However, any woman who forwards a spam message to her man with the title "Why be an average guy any longer" will certainly find herself sans male companion faster than the time it took to click "send."
*Hubba-hubba takes no responsibility for either the number of spam messages that Gina finds in her inbox, nor does he wish anyone to think that he is in any need of the products mentioned therein.