Assault
I like to play Words with Friends on my phone. It keeps my mind busy, and I prefer it to browsing the web on my phone or playing something as stupefying as Candy Crush. I have several games running at once, mostly with people I've been playing with for a while. Hi Nance ! Nance usually kicks my arse. Once in a while, though, I will press the "Random Opponent" button and match up with an unknown. I've come across some fairly weird people. One of them berated me for not playing "faster" and making (I am assuming it was a him, based on his user name) him wait for two whole days. He then insulted me and resigned. I asked for a rematch, and then told him that I was sorry I had made him wait, but as my phone had broken and needed to be repaired, his priorities were not at the top of my list. Well, I said it better than that, but I know I made him feel like the jerk he truly was. Then I resigned, because I always have to have the last word. Anyway