Scene: Miss P's preschool, staff sitting around table
Teacher: So, how do you think we should punish the parents for Easter this year?
Aide 1: (raising hand) Oh, I know, I know! Let's give them something breakable as a craft!
Aide 2: (laughing) Yeah, let's give them something made out of glass! How about DIY "snowglobes?"
Teacher: Glass for special needs kids? What a great idea! I wish I'd thought of that.
Aide 1: How about we even make it all slippery, coated with the baby oil we need for the inside! We won't wipe it off or anything, or even make sure the lid is closed all the way!
Teacher: (cackling) And to top it off, we won't even TELL them their preschooler has a breakable item in their backpack! They'll never know what hit them!
Aide 2: You, madam, are a genius.
Cut to Gina's house
Gina: Oh honey, why don't you show me the eggs you got during your egg hunt at school today?
Miss P: I open backpack! I open backpack!
Gina: (thinking, OK, it's just plastic eggs) All right, Miss P open her backpack.
Miss P: (pulling out large glass baby food jar filled with mineral oil and glitter) Look!
Gina: (panicking) OH MY GOD IS THAT...
LOUD CRASH ONTO MARBLE FLOOR
Cut to Gina spending at least a half hour cleaning broken glass, glitter, and f'ing baby oil off the floor, which is a total bitch. Happy Easter to me!