Have you ever bought a new ice cream flavor that you were really excited about?
You saw it in the freezer case, and the name of it conjured up such salivation that you HAD to buy it and try it out? Because it had two of your very most favorite desserts in it and how in the world could an ice cream containing both of those go wrong?
Oh, but it went very wrong.
The chocolate covered pretzels were not present in chunks, but ground up into large-ish sandlike particles. This was a terrible idea because each bite kind of made me want to spit it out because of its extremely granular nature, with no hint of a pretzel taste.
Then, some horrible lies about salted caramel being in there. Where the hell was the salted caramel?
All I actually tasted and recognized were some inferior chocolate flakes that I have no idea why they were inserted in there.
Yes, first world problems FOR SURE.
But I just wanted some really good ice cream.
You would want some too after hosting your mother and sister for Christmas Eve.