Hubba-hubba works in the line of public safety.
One day he was interrogating someone, apparently in a more aggressive manner than usual. Truly, my husband is an easy-going kind of guy. Which explains why we are still happily married.
His co-worker looked at him in amazement and said, "What, did your wife let you check out your balls today?"
Now, this co-worker is a woman and a lesbian, so I forgive her for not knowing how the whole thing works.
You see, balls are to be checked out every weekday at 8am, and returned promptly at 5pm.
Check-out on the weekends is prohibited.
And the late fees?
You don't even want to know.