Friday, January 21, 2011

A Public Service Announcement

Hubba-hubba works in the line of public safety.

One day he was interrogating someone, apparently in a more aggressive manner than usual. Truly, my husband is an easy-going kind of guy. Which explains why we are still happily married.

Anyhoo.

His co-worker looked at him in amazement and said, "What, did your wife let you check out your balls today?"

Now, this co-worker is a woman and a lesbian, so I forgive her for not knowing how the whole thing works.

You see, balls are to be checked out every weekday at 8am, and returned promptly at 5pm.

Check-out on the weekends is prohibited.

And the late fees?

You don't even want to know.

4 comments:

Anvilcloud said...

Maybe he should have shifted it a bit and said something like, "I let my wife check out my balls regularly."

Awesome Mom said...

Lol!

J at www.jellyjules.com said...

Anvilcloud? HA!

Kelley said...

Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaa!

I just watched four billion hours of Dexter so I am imagining him as Battista. But way better looking.

(and YAY blogger is FINALLY letting me comment!)