Conversation with my husband this morning:
Him: How are you feeling? (as I had spiked a fever last night)
Me: Eh, all right. Not fantastic, not really bad.
Him: Well, you're at least functional.
Me: Yeah, but I think I'm just gonna lay low today and not do a whole lot.
Him: Ahhhh, so it's pretty much status quo for you then.
Har de har har....