Tuesday, February 19, 2008
I Said No Gift and I Meant it!
I instructed Hubba-hubba to not get me anything for Valentine's Day. I find that particular "holiday" to be artificial and annoying.
So when I got home from my weekend away, I was surprised to find a box waiting for me on the kitchen counter.
I took one look at it and began swearing.
Listen, the dude knows that See's Chocolate, specifically the "Nuts and Chews" selection, is like crack to me. I cannot resist it. Because if it's good enough for Warren Buffett, it's more than good enough for me. Therefore, none is kept in the house.
You don't even want to know how many I've already eaten.
And even sadder? I accidentally smeared some on my pajama shirt and I have been sniffing it for the past ten minutes or so.
Pathetic, I know.
Is there a 12-step out there for this type of thing?