He's already learned it. And it ain't love, my friends.
Mr. P: Mommy, I really want to paint.
Me: I don't know, bud, there's not a lot of time before dinner and I don't know if I want take all of the stuff out.
Mr. P: Pleeeeaaaase Mommy!
Me: Agh, I don't think so.
Mr. P: If you let me paint Mommy, I will pay you.