Not Forbidden Enough, Apparently

Scene: Living Room. Gina and Hubba-hubba watching the news.

News Anchor: And up next, the story of a man who left his kids in the car while he went to a strip club.

Hubba-hubba: So where was the crime in that?

Gina: silence

Hubba-hubba: Hey, that picture showed Tabu night club, is that the one that's off the 91 freeway?

Gina: looks at him Like I would know?

Hubba-hubba: Oh no, wait, that one was Tabu with a "u" and the one off the 91 is Taboo with two "o's."

Gina: And I cannot even begin to tell you how pleased I am that you knew that.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Too funny - or not.
9:58 PM
karla said…
yeah, that's charting some dangerous territory I think!
:)
3:15 AM
Anonymous said…
You got some work to do girl. My man would be too terrified to even admit that he knew there was a strip club in the STATE!! *gaffaw*

I am thinking, wake him in the middle of the night, stare into his eyes and say 'What was that you were saying about the strip club?' Couple of nights should do it.

Kelley
http://magnetoboldtoo.wordpress.com
3:37 AM
dgm said…
Now I guess you'll have to ask Mr. P if he's ever sat in the car while Daddy ran in to "meet some friends." :-)

I'm sure HubbaHubba only knows about the place because his buddy goes there.
5:32 AM
Family Adventure said…
And yet, when it comes to information such as anniversary and birthday dates, they're clueless.

I don't think I'll ever get it...
6:52 AM
Atasha said…
Gina, what fun it must be to live in your house.

*snickering quietly as to not be heard*
7:22 AM
Patois42 said…
Oh, how I love being the fly on the wall in your house.
5:57 AM
Candy said…
If he's jerking your chain, he's very good.
8:44 AM
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