An important lesson was learned by me tonight.
It was one that you would have thought I had learned a long time ago.
But, you can benefit from my misfortune.
Don't hold a bunch of semi-wet knives in your hand.
Because one of them is bound to slip.
And cut you where your thumb tendon thingy is.
And make it really hard to type.
Or maybe the lesson should be don't ever be helpful and try to dry the dishes.
Yeah, I like that one better.