Some Good, Clean Suffering
Yesterday saw me in bed, writhing and moaning.
Get that mind out of the gutter, you. Yes, you. Don't try and look around like you don't know who I'm talking about.
I was writhing and moaning because I wanted to simply give up and burn to a crisp like my body wanted me to by giving me a 102 degree fever. It has been a very long time since I have had a fever that high, and even though my Dad admonished me to go to the doctor because as he stated, "You are killing brain cells!" all I could do was just lay in the bed and shiver.
Today finds me on the mend, although a bit weak. But I'm always a bit weak, whether it be physically or mentally, so I'm used to adjusting as needed.
Tomorrow will find me at the doctor's office for a completely unrelated matter, one in which I hope will not result in some minor surgery. You do not want me to get into the details, so don't ask. And be glad I didn't tell you.
And, because you are my friends, I beg you to go to this link and type in any URL you would like. Maybe this thing has been around for a while and I have been too busy writhing, but I thought this was the funniest thing I'd seen in a while.
Oh, and HaloScan sucks. I have tried to install it manually and through the supposedly handy dandy wizard, and neither has worked. And based on the outrage in the forums, it looks like the admin there has turned tail and abandoned their paying users. So, regular Blogger comments for the forseeable future.
Oh, and I almost forgot, I found my template here for free. I know, you're mad I found it first. I would be mad too.
Get that mind out of the gutter, you. Yes, you. Don't try and look around like you don't know who I'm talking about.
I was writhing and moaning because I wanted to simply give up and burn to a crisp like my body wanted me to by giving me a 102 degree fever. It has been a very long time since I have had a fever that high, and even though my Dad admonished me to go to the doctor because as he stated, "You are killing brain cells!" all I could do was just lay in the bed and shiver.
Today finds me on the mend, although a bit weak. But I'm always a bit weak, whether it be physically or mentally, so I'm used to adjusting as needed.
Tomorrow will find me at the doctor's office for a completely unrelated matter, one in which I hope will not result in some minor surgery. You do not want me to get into the details, so don't ask. And be glad I didn't tell you.
And, because you are my friends, I beg you to go to this link and type in any URL you would like. Maybe this thing has been around for a while and I have been too busy writhing, but I thought this was the funniest thing I'd seen in a while.
Oh, and HaloScan sucks. I have tried to install it manually and through the supposedly handy dandy wizard, and neither has worked. And based on the outrage in the forums, it looks like the admin there has turned tail and abandoned their paying users. So, regular Blogger comments for the forseeable future.
Oh, and I almost forgot, I found my template here for free. I know, you're mad I found it first. I would be mad too.
Comments
Hope you feel better soon.
- Heidi
That link was too funny. :) My blog is so much funnier in Redneck! I may start publishing it that way...hmmmm....
That site you linked to was pretty funny. I wonder what it means when my posts translated into "Moron" don't change from the original. ;-)
feel better
You know that I am super envious of your template! I will hold on to the hope that maybe some day you will get tired of it and then I can snag it.
Now I'm afraid to try any other, especially after you have lost your comments.
You should take Ibuprofen or Tylenol for any fever over 101F or 38.5C, because over that temp the heat really does do damage to good cells, not just infection bugs. Sorry, nurse in me talking.
And you can have the worky template. Just reading the desperate and techy jargon comments was enough for me. I'll just fiddle around with the color blender and primitive blogger layout, thanks.
I prefer the regular comment box. The Halo Scan one was/is way to temperamental.
I Hope you is feeling better!
I laughed!
Thank you!
Love the new template. YOu're so fancy.
I'm so computer illiterate that it is a real pain to post comments thru blogger. I know, I know, I must learn how to do all this stuff.
and i love your new design...and thanks for the link 'cause i updated mine as well. ;)
That's what my blog sounded like.
Hope you're doing better.
Stay well and thanks for not giving us all the gory details.
Mama Bear