Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Fly in the Ointment, and God Knows Where Else

There is a fly in my house.

And I am pissed.

You see, I hate flies.

I can do nothing but cringe whenever I think of where this fly might have been. Was it sitting on a dead carcass? On crap?

Oh fabulous, and now it's on my kitchen table.

I am going to have to go to bed soon. And it is going to torture me, knowing that this fly is in my house, landing on things I don't know about while I am asleep.

I tried to kill it about five times, each time missing by thismuch. Hubba-hubba attempted to lecture me on the physics of proper fly killing, and I almost whacked him with the rolled up magazine.

I am probably going to have dreams about contaminated things and buzzing noises. Which is much worse than the dream I had last night, where I was a patient on ER, and George Clooney was my doctor. It was great until Hubba-hubba woke me up by brushing his teeth, which is just the wrong way to get woken up, if you ask me.

I am weird, I know that.

And that's why you like me so much.

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