Me: (purring) So, you know what's happening tonight, right?
Hubba-hubba: Oh yeah, I'm pretty excited.
Me: Good, I'm glad to hear you say that. I'm excited too.
Him: But, I think I'd like to take a shower first.
Me: Feel free, but just don't be late, ok?
Him: Oh, I'd never be late for something like this.
20 minutes later.
Me: Are you ready?
Him: No, no, not quite, let me fix the lighting in here. It's too bright.
Me: Yes, it is much better with the lights lower, isn't it?
Him: How's that?
Me: It's a little low, it needs to be higher.
Me: Much. I can actually hear the tv now. Shhhhh, Jack is on.