The scene: Gina's kitchen
Gina: (rubbing her fingers together in anticipatory delight a la Mr. Burns) Man, I sure could go for some of those chocolate chip cookies from Trader Joe's that we just bought.
Gina: (picking up bag and peering into it, then shrieking in outrage) Wait a minute, there aren't any cookies left! Oh, wait, there is exactly ONE freakin' cookie left.
Gina: Really, why didn't you just go ahead and just eat them all? Why leave only one measly cookie?
Hubba-hubba: Because I didn't want to give you the satisfaction of being able to say that I ate ALL them.