I keep hearing that 40 is the new 30. Brown is the new black. Pork is the new white meat.
So, I thought, why not declare dirty the new clean?
Thanks to the industrial revolution, we are inundated with chemicals and waste on a scale never dreamed of before those factories belched their smoke and those cars began spewing exhaust.
As I was dusting today, I wondered why a layer of whitish dust couldn't be considered a "sfumato effect."
As I was mopping today, I wondered why spots of dirt couldn't be considered a "mosaic" effect.
As I was cleaning the bathroom mirror, I wondered why bits of shaving cream and goodness-knows-what that ends up on there couldn't be considered a "glaze."
As I was rinsing the dishes, I wondered why bits of stuck on food couldn't be considered "decoration."
It's all about the packaging, my friends.
Join me in the new revolution! Think of how many hours a week we could save!