So Father's Day was spent at my sister's house, with good BBQ and the requisite games that we always play when my family gets together.
Overheard during a bocce game:
Uncle: (protesting the measuring of the distance of the bocce balls with a pool net)
C'mon, it's just a game!
Hubba-hubba: Yeah, that's what the losers always say.
See how nicely he fits into my family?
Oh, and I beat my sister at ping-pong.