Why is it that children's toys are so firmly fastened into their boxes with various pieces of convoluted wire and tape that it takes longer to get them out of the damn box than to actually set them up?
Am I the only person who hates book jackets, and takes them off at the first opportunity?
What is the strange ESP that all young children possess that allows them to know exactly how urgent your need is to get out the door, and throw a tantrum directly porportional to that need?
Why do I always have to be Jeff, the purple Wiggle? I can tell you there are not many people in the world more diametrically opposite me in looks than Jeff.
Are we irresponsible car owners because our car gets washed approximately twice a year?
What is with the fact that I still break out occasionally at flippin' age 34? No one ever told me that it NEVER really goes away.
Does it make me perfectly evil if I am secretly gloating that my SIL is having another boy, even though this is her 3rd attempt to give her only daughter a sister?
Is it that obvious that we don't really get along?
Why is it that Americans keep getting larger and larger, but the clothing keeps getting smaller and smaller?
But what I really want to know is, does the squeaky wheel always get the grease?